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im lu the lizard queen
i am officially shorter than tumblr user punklovski
-DOWN WITH EMO JERK GHOST 2K14-


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officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

profoak:

i want this tattoo’d all over my body 

arvyuula:

i dunno what to do with my hair so i cut theirs instead

helpmypony:

cupcakesatthedisco:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW HILARIOUS DANCE COSTUME NAMES ARE

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oh yes i love getting high off dance

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i think it’s trying to communicate

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i don’t understand either 

"When Will My Life Begin"

gengarillaz:

my favorite bunny girl

OR ALTERNATIVELY

puella magi louise belcher magica

jaymamon:

Just wanted to take something boring and simple like Isaac waiting for a customer in a cab, but stage it a little different in every panel.

shiny-team:

Shiny Pokemon by 猫鴉



Track: Jenny
Artist: Studio Killers
Album: Jenny


Track: Jenny
Artist: Studio Killers
Album: Jenny

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

cokeflow:

cokeflow:

I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there

when did I post this